your demise tonight is going to be off the chain all the bands on the line up are sweet and it is such a tiny venue
if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.
What’s even cornier are those posts like ADULTS FORCE YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE AND CHOOSE A CAREER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE I JUST WANT TO TRAVEL THE WORLD, EXPERIENCE LIFE, AND BE IN THE WILD.
Boo hoo your parents are paying for you to go to college how do you think you’re going to travel the world when all you do now is watch reruns of Daria and make text posts about how you’re too scared to use a telephone to order delivery pizza?!