my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
This actually helps so much right now.
Anonymous asked: AU where the employees that work in the Bluth's company are actually the people from The Office.
idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time